the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
(Source: rodneykong)
only 90s kids remember anything. anyone who wasnt born in the 90s has a constant case of amnesia. nobody can remember anything. the 90s kids might be the lasting cure this world has been looking for
Always
Go on hit me with it.
(Source: feelmybutt)
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
♡ ♡ ♡ Challenge internalized misogyny ♡ ♡ ♡
(Source: gale-hawthorne)
reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)